This Week in Twats: 2012-05-20

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  • The Phillies bullpen will do their best to give this game away. #
  • Do the Phillies announce this game as a sell-out? There are about 18k empty seats. #
  • Oh, moth­er­fucker. I hate this Phillies team. #
  • At least this was an after­noon game for the Phillies. Not as many peo­ple are watch­ing this deba­cle. #
  • Can the Chad Qualls era please end soon? #
  • @ChaseDaniel Stop shilling. No one has asked you about @PentaWa­ter. in reply to ChaseDaniel #
  • Jake Diek­man is the great­est relief pitcher I’ve ever seen. #
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This Week in Twats: 2012-05-06

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  • While’s it’s easy to link Junior Seau with similarly-deceased Dave Duer­son, plenty of accoun­tants and sec­re­taries kill them­selves as well. #
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This Week in Twats: 2012-04-29

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This Week in Twats: 2012-04-22

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  • And that is how you close out Coachella. Impres­sive. @drdre @snoopdogg #coachel­lalive #
  • The Phillies offense… Best in base­ball? #
  • @Utley4God True. And Jeff Carter was pretty much invis­i­ble tonight. in reply to Utley4God #
  • Atten­tion peo­ple with DVRs: One hot girl just licked another’s chin on the SF broad­cast of Phillies-Giants. #
  • The only way this mes­sage could’ve been more embar­rass­ing for PHI was if it had been in Comic Sans. RT @Six­er­sCEOAdam YOUR OUR TWITTER GM #
  • I get that there are prob­a­bly always bet­ter things to do in San Diego than going to a Padres game, but geez that sta­dium is empty. #
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This Week in Twats: 2012-04-22

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  • And that is how you close out Coachella. Impres­sive. @drdre @snoopdogg #coachel­lalive #
  • The Phillies offense… Best in base­ball? #
  • @Utley4God True. And Jeff Carter was pretty much invis­i­ble tonight. in reply to Utley4God #
  • Atten­tion peo­ple with DVRs: One hot girl just licked another’s chin on the SF broad­cast of Phillies-Giants. #
  • The only way this mes­sage could’ve been more embar­rass­ing for PHI was if it had been in Comic Sans. RT @Six­er­sCEOAdam YOUR OUR TWITTER GM #
  • I get that there are prob­a­bly always bet­ter things to do in San Diego than going to a Padres game, but geez that sta­dium is empty. #
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This Week in Twats: 2012-04-15

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  • @Dejan_Kovacevic Did the Pirates for­get to tell fans that there was a game today? Way to sup­port the team on open­ing week­end. in reply to Dejan_Kovacevic #
  • Chris Wheeler may already be drunk. #
  • Remem­ber back when the Phillies could eas­ily come back from a 2-run deficit? Those were good times. #
  • Well, the good news is that, with a few more starts like this, Cole Hamels will make him­self a bit more afford­able. #
  • Does Freddy Galvis get his first hit before or after April 15th? #
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