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This Week in Twats: 2012-01-15

Aside from retarded Steelers fans, does anyone not want to see Tebow advance to the second round? #
Taking into account their respective ages, salaries and abilities, would you rather have Tebow or Mike Vick quarterbacking your team? #
Whoever recommended The IT Crowd to me is an idiot. This show is awful. #
@SaintsRow http://deckers.die is the best mission in video game history. But Nyte Blayde’s Return has a glitch that desperately needs a fix. #

Awesome music choice for the Rangers and Flyers entrance into Citizen’s Bank Park. #
Savannah Brinson is currently trending on http://t.co/Cl5PBwaX. #

For fantasy purposes, it would be extremely nice if both Jimmy Graham and Drew Brees were mediocre tonight. #
@BobCooney76 Something feels a little fishy about that Lou Williams story. You believe it actually happened like that? Or at all? #
@TheBigLead Given that it’s Luke Ridnour being victimized, how impressive is that really? #

Happy holidays from all of us at How to Meet Broads. We appreciate your continued support and readership! #

I didn’t realize what a douchebag @darrenrovell is until I read this: http://t.co/I1Jaf66E #
The more I think about it, the more I believe that this debacle of an Eagles season wouldn’t be happening if @LeonardWeaver was still alive. #
@kevinmcalpin Lindros sounds surprisingly coherent for an oft-concussed professional athlete. #
@si_vault Any poll that has Joe Buck as low as #12 is obviously flawed. #
@975TheFanatic On behalf of every hockey fan from the Philly area between the ages of 28–35, thank you for this Lindros/Leclair interview. #