Are you tired of not being able to meet broads?

Are you shy around beautiful women? Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of approaching that cute girl across the bar? Are you crippled by the fear of rejection? On those rare occasions when you do find yourself conversing with a girl you’re attracted to, do you freeze up and spend five minutes babbling idiotically about how you think she would really like Battlestar Galactica if she just gave it a chance? Do you frequently find yourself going home alone, putting on a Joy Division album, cursing your miserable life and crying yourself to sleep? Would you like to be that guy who walks into a bar by himself and leaves shortly thereafter with the hottest broad in the room?

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Monthly Archives: February 2011

February 27, 2011

This Week in Twats

While some kinks still need to be worked out, our shiny new website is up and running. Come check it out http://www.howtomeetbroads.com. #
The Adam Wainwright injury serves as a harsh reminder that, while the stars are aligned for the Phillies, that could change with one pitch. #
I think I may have “liked” too many Wilson Pickett and Smokey Robinson songs on Pandora, because now my station only plays Motown and such. #

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February 16, 2011

What to do when your boyfriend is probably a child molester… and more!

Here are a few recent questions and answers from Allexperts.com, where we continue to provide the best goddamn relationship advice on the planet…

Questioner: Lauren
Subject: Trust Issues
Q: I would really appreciate your advice. Me and my boyfriend have been together for almost six years. We broke up four days before our four year anniversary. He said he just wanted to spend time apart, then I found out he was with another girl. He use to be a substitute teacher, he subbed for all age ranges. It turns out this girl was a nineteen year old student in high school still. This girl as it turns out had been following him on facebook and myspace and someone joked that she was cyber stalking him while we were still together.

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