Monthly Archives: April 2011

This Week in Twats: 2011-04-24

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  • Kate Upton or Can­dice Swanepoel? Who wins the 2011 Tour­na­ment of Broads? Vote now! http://bit.ly/eWRfDI #
  • It’s Kate Upton (@kateupton) vs. Can­dice Swanepoel in the cham­pi­onship game of the Tour­na­ment of Broads. Who wins? http://bit.ly/eWRfDI #
  • Armani Exchange watches are pieces of junk, and their repair pol­icy is awful. Spend your money else­where. #
  • The Phillies are play­ing like it’s the dog days of sum­mer. Do they know it’s late-April? Might wanna put forth some effort, fel­las. #
  • Thanks, Placido. Way to shut me up. Nice work. #
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Your 2011 Tournament of Broads Champion? Kate Upton!

Much like UConn in the NCAA Tour­na­ment, Kate Upton entered the 2011 Tour­na­ment of Broads as one of the more buzz-worthy com­peti­tors and rode that wave of elec­tric­ity all the way into the Final Four, where she knocked off Mila Kunis and then tri­umphed in a tremen­dously close con­test against fel­low model Can­dice Swanepoel in the final.

Con­grat­u­la­tions, Kate Upton… you are the 2011 Tour­na­ment of Broads Champion!

Kate Upton

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The 2011 Tournament of Broads Championship Game

Win together today, and we will walk together forever.”

Those were the words that Philadel­phia Fly­ers head coach Fred Shero wrote on the team’s locker room black­board before Game Six of the 1974 Stan­ley Cup Finals, as his upstart squad pre­pared to take on the mighty Boston Bru­ins, the cham­pi­onship hang­ing in the balance.

Three hours later, the Fly­ers cir­cled the ice after a 1–0 vic­tory, tak­ing turns hold­ing aloft the most pres­ti­gious tro­phy in sports, and the cheers of an exu­ber­ant crowd rained down upon the tri­umphant heroes.

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This Week in Twats: 2011-04-17

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We are Breeding a Generation of Pussies

Here are a few recent ques­tions and answers from Allexperts.com, where we con­tinue to pro­vide the best god­damn rela­tion­ship advice on the planet…

Ques­tioner: Marie
Sub­ject: Should I con­tinue dat­ing him?
generation of pussiesQ: I am a 27-year-old woman. I’ve been dat­ing a 33-year-old guy casu­ally for about 4 months now. For our first few dates, it was obvi­ously just a typ­i­cal “getting-to-know-you” phase where no real “para­me­ters” of the rela­tion­ship had been defined … at this stage, of course, you don’t need to.

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The Final Four

After weeks of intense com­pe­ti­tion, we’re down to the Final Four in the 2011 Tour­na­ment of Broads, and we’ve got two incred­i­ble matchups to decide who will play for the cham­pi­onship. On the left side of the bracket, Sports Illus­trated swim­suit model Kate Upton will take on the sul­try Mila Kunis. And on the right side, Mod­ern Fam­ily star Sofia Ver­gara faces Victoria’s Secret model Can­dice Swanepoel.

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So, which of these four will play for the national championship?

Kate Upton
Mila Kunis

(5) Kate Upton vs. (4) Mila Kunis

  • Kate Upton (56%, 23 Votes)
  • Mila Kunis (44%, 18 Votes)

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