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Monthly Archives: May 2011
Pickiness & Visiting the Parents
Here are a few recent questions and answers from Allexperts.com, where we continue to provide the best goddamn relationship advice on the planet…
Questioner: Lily
Subject: man initiating his parents involvement
Q: My ex, John, ( that I dated all throughout high school and broke up with for college, now we are both going into our junior year but have been dating on and off through college, long story haha) and i have been talking again… Like interested in getting back together possibly. He said the weirdest thing to me just a few minutes ago on the phone though… He wanted me to go visit his parents.
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This Week in Twats: 2011-05-29
Follow us on Twitter for a smattering of insightful posts like these...- Wondering who plays Elsa Lichtmann in L.A. Noire? Here she is: http://www.howtomeetbroads.com/erika-heynatz/ #
- @BrianDawkins True heroes? Like Batman? #
Battle of the Broads
Okay, we’ll admit it… we here at How to Meet Broads, Inc. are suckers for the thrill of competition. Whether it’s a high-stakes sporting event or a couple of drunk guys arm wrestling in the corner of a local bar on a Tuesday night, there is very little we enjoy more than two opposing forces facing off with the intent of deciding once and for all who is stronger, faster or simply more determined.
Which is why perhaps our favorite time of the year is the month of March, when sixty-eight women from all walks of life are selected to compete in the annual Tournament of Broads, and through several rounds of intense single-elimination competition, we determine which broad reigns supreme.
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This Week in Twats: 2011-05-22
Follow us on Twitter for a smattering of insightful posts like these...- How many times will the N-word be casually tossed around by Braves fans in the stands at the Civil Rights Game today? The O/U is 8,400. #
- @RealLamarOdom Been watching much basketball this week? #
- @EricSeidman Freeman plays solid defense, but can’t really hit major league pitching. #
- @EricSeidman The Braves are funny. They’re counting on Heyward and Freeman to be stars, and neither has shown much of an ability to hit. #
- I have no idea what Bud Selig has been blabbering about for the past five minutes on the Braves broadcast. What a dull windbag. #
This Week in Twats: 2011-05-15
Follow us on Twitter for a smattering of insightful posts like these...- We’ve added the Envolve chat plugin to our site. Any thoughts? #
- Check out our new chat feature here: http://envolve.com/s?p4M #
- @ChrisKattan @rosemcgowan Don’t be silly. Everyone knows chicks aren’t funny. #
- @Jiwan23 2–1 #
- @raymitheminx The pictures look good. Nice work. #
- When listening to the Braves announcers, you can literally hear the stupid. #
- Kyle Kendrick, you are fucking awful. #
- Hey MLB: No one’s paying $350 for a Pete Orr jersey. http://atlanta.braves.mlb.com/atl/fan_forum/crg_jersey_auction.jsp #
How to Lose Your Virginity
Here are a few recent questions and answers from Allexperts.com, where we continue to provide the best goddamn relationship advice on the planet…
Questioner: Tyler
Subject: Mixed Signals?
Q: There is this girl I have known for three years or so, who I never really considered the possibility of dating until recently. She was very direct one day and told me that she liked me, and I told her that I kinda liked her as well. Needless to say we started going out a few times, at which point I really started to like her.