Monthly Archives: June 2011

June 28, 2011

How to Get a Girl to Leave

Ever had trou­ble get­ting a girl to leave your apart­ment in the morning?

If so, cruise over to guyism.com, where we’ve got a guest post up today in which we deal with this tricky, often-awkward subject.

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June 27, 2011

The HTMB July 4th Special

In honor of the upcom­ing 4th of July hol­i­day (and the three-day week­end that accom­pa­nies it), we here at How to Meet Broads would like to present all of the read­ers of our site with a spe­cial gift… a half-price dig­i­tal copy of our new book, How to Meet Broads: A Com­pre­hen­sive Guide to the Art of Seduc­tion.

To get your copy in pretty much any e-reader for­mat imag­in­able (includ­ing the Kin­dle, iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch, Nook and a few oth­ers that I’ve never heard of), go to Smashwords.com (or click the link above) and type in the coupon code TN84Q at check­out. This code will expire on July 5th, so act now!

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June 26, 2011

This Week in Twats: 2011-06-26

Follow us on Twitter for a smattering of insightful posts like these...
  • We at How to Meet Broads would like to wish a happy birth­day to all you fathers out there. #
  • @nor­m­mac­don­ald Too bad that state­ment was in a mostly-unintelligible Irish accent. #
  • @GAlexander21 Delonte West didn’t sleep with Rory’s mother and screw up his focus. #
  • So, The Killing was really a waste of thir­teen weeks, huh? #
  • Did Ginia Bel­lafante of the NY Times write this review of The Killing with­out watch­ing the hor­ren­dous finale? http://t.co/oDHBtbk #
  • A 3-star Ama­zon review from an older woman who is gen­er­ally sick­ened by the c-word? We’ll take it! http://t.co/9qqpP9B #
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June 24, 2011

Because nothing goes better with a book about meeting women than a delicious glass of milk…

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June 23, 2011

Battle of the Broads Top 10

The com­pe­ti­tion is hot and heavy over at the Bat­tle of the Broads, where the cur­rent Top 10 looks like this…

1. Kate Beck­in­sale
2. Olivia Wilde
3. Jes­sica Alba
4. Sasha Jack­son
5. Natalie Port­man
6. Joanna Krupa
7. Sofia Ver­gara
8. Adri­ana Lima
9. Alessan­dra Ambro­sio
10. Minka Kelly

If you’re look­ing to pass some time, get over there now and do some base­less judg­ing of female celebrities.

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June 23, 2011

Married and Considering Cheating?

Here are a few recent ques­tions and answers from Allexperts.com, where we con­tinue to pro­vide the best god­damn rela­tion­ship advice on the planet…

Ques­tioner: Linda
Sub­ject: Crush ques­tion
Q: Hi Jeff — Let me be hon­est: I am mar­ried and have been flirt­ing. I know I am a bad, bad girl for doing so. How­ever, my hus­band was very ill the last two years and he is a lit­tle older than I am. That said, our love life (sex life) is almost non-existent and when it is exis­tent it has become very pre­dictable and lack­lus­ter. I love my hus­band but have recently found myself very attracted to some­one else. This is uncharted ter­ri­tory for me since I have been with my hus­band for a no. of years and never felt this way before. I don’t want to be THAT per­son, the kind that cheats, but my attrac­tion to this other per­son has become over­whelm­ing and very dis­tract­ing to me.

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