Are you tired of not being able to meet broads?

Are you shy around beautiful women? Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of approaching that cute girl across the bar? Are you crippled by the fear of rejection? On those rare occasions when you do find yourself conversing with a girl you’re attracted to, do you freeze up and spend five minutes babbling idiotically about how you think she would really like Battlestar Galactica if she just gave it a chance? Do you frequently find yourself going home alone, putting on a Joy Division album, cursing your miserable life and crying yourself to sleep? Would you like to be that guy who walks into a bar by himself and leaves shortly thereafter with the hottest broad in the room?

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Monthly Archives: July 2011

July 31, 2011

This Week in Twats: 2011-07-31

BREAKING: Barry Zito still stinks. #
@cardscott5 The date’s on Thursday or Friday? And where are you taking her? #
@cardscott5 Cool. Take her out and have a good time tonight. Be charming and a good listener. Have a few drinks. Make her laugh… (cont.) #
@cardscott5 During dinner, discuss movies or music. Afterwards, invite her back to your place to watch or listen to one of your favorites… #
@cardscott5 But only if you think she’s ready and willing. Otherwise, play for Saturday night. She doesn’t want to be perceived as a slut. #

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July 24, 2011

This Week in Twats: 2011-07-24

I had heard Sherman’s March (1986) was a good documentary, but the main guy is just such a pussy. A half hour in, and I’m ready to bail. #
I think the “national celebration” that results after this ladies World Cup will consist of about 12 people. #
Hope Solo appears to have gotten hit in the testicles. Slow to get up. #
@ArashMarkazi Nice job, douche. You jinxed it. #
Regardless of what you think of women’s soccer, you can’t deny that these ladies are almost playing with the determination of men. #

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July 20, 2011

Today’s Best Google Search Query

Hopefully, we were able to help the undoubtedly lovely girl who ended up on our site after searching for advice regarding this charming boyfriend of hers.

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July 19, 2011

How to Navigate a Love Triangle

Here are a few recent questions and answers from Allexperts.com, where we continue to provide the best dating and relationship advice on the planet…

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July 17, 2011

This Week in Twats: 2011-07-17

@bookaddict4real Any interest in reading/reviewing our new dating manual? http://t.co/Xhiokbu #
@CandyTX Can’t seem to get your About page to pop up. Any interest in reading/reviewing our new book? http://t.co/AzTFLmN #
@BenKuchera It’s not that people can’t afford $6, it’s merely that that’s how big companies rip off customers. Little by little. #
Best looking member of the U.S. Ladies World Cup team… Alex Morgan? Hope Solo? Others? #
@wileysbbq I imagine you’ve heard this before, but your pulled pork is fantastic. Keep up the great work. #
Happy Bastille Day from all of us at How to Meet Broads! #

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July 10, 2011

This Week in Twats: 2011-07-10

@DeseanJackson10 Nice job putting the team on your back. http://t.co/gpab8sL #
Just posted a photo http://instagr.am/p/G9_Fg/ #
Photo: Taken with instagram http://tumblr.com/xjz3bqdkb5 #
Tumblr test — tumblr test Original Article http://tumblr.com/xjz3c9tu2n #
Okay, I’ll ask it: If you were single in, say, mid-August when Casey Anthony hits the streets… would you date her? #
@TheBigLead My Tom Cruise “best movies” vote: 1) Top Gun. 2) Magnolia. 3) Risky Business. 4) Rain Man. 5) Minority Report. #
@JoeyBoots I think you just lost 800 followers. #
@TheBigLead @CampusRivalry Jerry Maguire is fine and good. Just a bit chick-flickish in parts. #