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Monthly Archives: August 2011

August 28, 2011

This Week in Twats: 2011-08-28

The Hypothetical Road Trip Game on the Adam Carolla Podcast is truly painful to listen to. Mostly because of Larry Miller. #
Somebody get to work on those “I survived the East Coast Earthquake of 2011″ t-shirts. #
@JeffMauro A suggestion: You should end each show by taking a bite of the sandwich, smugly smirking and saying, “Hail to the king, baby.” #
@MattMira Duh. The Top Gun rules of engagement exist
for your safety and for that of your team. #
How to be “friends with benefits” — Here are a few recent questions and answers from Allexperts.com, where… http://t.co/5XrSlUO #

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August 24, 2011

How to be “Friends with Benefits”

Here are a few recent questions and answers from Allexperts.com, where we continue to provide the best dating and relationship advice on the planet…

Questioner: Desirai
Subject: Friends with benefits
Q: I’m 23/female from USA. To be perfectly honest, I am desperately lonely. The last serious relationship I was in was 2 years ago. Everything since then has been just… Friends with benefits. And it hurts so bad. I find absolutely no enjoyment in it. It makes me miserable. I want love and companionship and an exclusive partner. Not someone to run to on weekends for sexual release.

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August 21, 2011

This Week in Twats: 2011-08-21

@LoMoMarlins When the Phillies trade for you in December, are you thinking of living in Center City or buying a bigger property in Jersey? #
@cazzball You’re a huge fan of Colin Cowherd? Why? #
@cazzball To me, he’s painful to listen to. Despite the lovely presence of Michelle Beadle, I can’t stomach that ESPN show of theirs. #
@cazzball Not a fan of him anywhere. I think you’re in the minority. That’s why they paint cars different colors, though. #
@cazzball All it takes is for an ESPN exec or two to like him and give him airtime. I’ve never heard anyone else claim to be a fan. #

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August 19, 2011

How to Get Your Ex Back

Here are a few recent questions and answers from Allexperts.com, where we continue to provide the best dating and relationship advice on the planet…

Questioner: Danielle
Subject: Dealing with my ex..
Q: My ex broke up with me 5 months ago, we where living together and i was going threw bad depression and anxiety… we rushed into the relationship to begin with because he clearly wasnt ready… 8 months of living together with the last 4 of me being sick…and after months of me being hostile and depressed, making him depressed, he ended it. now that ive become stable on medication and 5 months have gone by, i reached out to him on the phone and he seemed intrested in meeting up with me to give me some of my things, which i offered to go pick up on his porch when he wasnt home.

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August 14, 2011

This Week in Twats: 2011-08-14

@howardeskin What about trading Jackson and Samuel to MIN for Adrian Peterson and Jared Allen? #
@chrissyteigen Rank the following condiments: Mayo. Mustard. Hot Sauce. BBQ Sauce. #
Vin Scully has just announced Roy Halladay’s height and weight for the third time tonight. #
@phillysport If you have MLB.TV, he’s still on the TV broadcast, telling aimless stories and referring to Ryan Howard as “Big Frank.” #
@MPNPhilly The thing is, even if the Dodgers were good, the fans would just now be arriving at the stadium. #
@Philknowsbest Those crazy Samoans… #