Monthly Archives: September 2011

Giant Breasts: The Pros and Cons

giant breastsHere are a few recent ques­tions and answers from Allexperts.com, where we con­tinue to pro­vide the best dat­ing and rela­tion­ship advice on the planet…

Ques­tioner: Anya
Sub­ject: How to date.….(complicated issue:P)
Q: Hi Jeff, I’m hop­ing you can help me with an issue I have…it’s kind of a broad issue, and com­pli­cated, but any advice you have will be grate­fully appreciated. I’m 26,live in Eng­land, and have been sin­gle for around four years. I don’t like being sin­gle and really want a relationship.…however I can’t date/find a boyfriend as I have this weird problem.…

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This Week in Twats: 2011-09-25

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  • When you’re out at a bar and you see online that May­weather wins via 4th round KO, you really don’t real­ize how cheap the “win” truly was. #
  • After tonight, @Floy­d­May­weather has to be listed among the top three giant pussies of all time, right? #
  • @Floy­d­May­weather Ask your­self… What would Pac­quiao do? The answer? Not that. #
  • @ChrisWar­craft But what per­cent­age of con­gress­men are affected by the tax hike? Sixty? Sev­enty? #
  • @Spi­keE­skin You read the arti­cle on Grant­land about Mayweather’s rea­sons for not fight­ing Manny? The guy is just a colos­sal douchebag. #
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This Week in Twats: 2011-09-18

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  • Ten Traits Men Look for in a Poten­tial Wife — Here are a few recent ques­tions and answers from… http://t.co/0itzUBa #
  • Dream­time Book’s Review of How to Meet Broads — A gen­tle­man by the name of William Fal­berg of Dream­time… http://t.co/rqVMhBP #
  • An old guy here at the car wash is wear­ing a shirt with an image of a gun and the words “Drop 200 Lbs. Fast” and intently watch­ing Fox News. #
  • I’m will­ing to bet he’s angrily mut­tered the N-word roughly 70,000 times in his life. #
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Dreamtime Book’s Review of How to Meet Broads

A gen­tle­man by the name of William Fal­berg of Dream­time Books, a web­site which spe­cial­izes in reviews of “mag­i­cal real­ism, self-help, spir­i­tu­al­ity, heal­ing, fan­tasy and new age — both adult and children’s” was kind enough to review How to Meet Broads: A Com­pre­hen­sive Guide to the Art of Seduc­tion recently. While we’re not entirely cer­tain if the fol­low­ing review is pos­i­tive or neg­a­tive, he did say that the book was “rel­a­tively well-written,” which is good enough for us. Although I think he also called us losers. Oh well.

Here is the review in its entirety…

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Ten Traits Men Look for in a Potential Wife

Here are a few recent ques­tions and answers from Allexperts.com, where we con­tinue to pro­vide the best dat­ing and rela­tion­ship advice on the planet…

Ques­tioner: Ana
Sub­ject: wife/serious girl­friend mate­r­ial
Q: When a man is out look­ing for a seri­ous girl­friend or a wife, what are gen­er­ally his top 5–10 qual­i­ties that he looks for?

Let’s assume he’s dat­ing quite a few women and he picks the best one out of the bunch to marry. What would make this woman the winner?

Such as, can you list qual­i­ties 1–5 or 1–10 that would make you (or most men) pick one woman over another and deem her wife material?

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This Week in Twats: 2011-09-11

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