Are you tired of not being able to meet broads?

Are you shy around beautiful women? Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of approaching that cute girl across the bar? Are you crippled by the fear of rejection? On those rare occasions when you do find yourself conversing with a girl you’re attracted to, do you freeze up and spend five minutes babbling idiotically about how you think she would really like Battlestar Galactica if she just gave it a chance? Do you frequently find yourself going home alone, putting on a Joy Division album, cursing your miserable life and crying yourself to sleep? Would you like to be that guy who walks into a bar by himself and leaves shortly thereafter with the hottest broad in the room?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, we’re here to help! Using the patented How to Meet Broads system, you can improve your look, boost your self-confidence and successfully seduce the girls of your dreams!

Monthly Archives: October 2011

October 30, 2011

This Week in Twats: 2011-10-30

A Quick Book Review — “Getting over shyness is the first step to catching the opposite sex. How to Meet… http://t.co/VMuFAqSC #
Here’s what’s new on http://t.co/hLLFWV4S: A Quick Book Review http://t.co/FVNSpQiu #htmb #
Here’s what’s new on http://t.co/hLLFWV4S: Catalina Otalvaro http://t.co/7RODPURI #htmb #
Here’s what’s new on http://t.co/hLLFWV4S: Bibi Jones http://t.co/yBZ3Tm9R #htmb #
Here’s what’s new on http://t.co/hLLFWV4S: Allison Pierce http://t.co/xaTTz3vR #htmb #
Here’s what’s new on http://t.co/hLLFWV4S: Catherine Pierce http://t.co/GOaomo4M #htmb #
Mananged to squeeze in about 3 minutes of Battlefield 3 on the PS3 before the server kicked me off. Can’t get back into a game. Oh well. #

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October 25, 2011

A Quick Book Review

“Getting over shyness is the first step to catching the opposite sex. How to Meet Broads: A Comprehensive Guide to the Art of Seduction is a relationship guide from Jeff Cagney as he advises readers to keep it together when looking to land a girlfriend and how to understand the relationship gang and life through it all. How to Meet Broads has plenty of advice worth considering and shouldn’t be overlooked for those who want to get into the game and stay in the game. ”

Thanks for the 5-star review, Midwest Book Review!

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October 23, 2011

This Week in Twats: 2011-10-23

Is there anything more pathetic than a Steelers fan who brings his Terrible Towel to the bar? #
My review of the Arby’s Angus Philly Steak Sandwich? Not too shabby. #
Do you think zombies fart? I bet they do. #

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October 23, 2011

This Week in Twats: 2011-10-23

Is there anything more pathetic than a Steelers fan who brings his Terrible Towel to the bar? #
My review of the Arby’s Angus Philly Steak Sandwich? Not too shabby. #
Do you think zombies fart? I bet they do. #

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October 16, 2011

This Week in Twats: 2011-10-16

Wait, the Bills have a cornerback named Reggie Corner? #
So when your starting defense gives up 48 points in fantasy football, that’s bad, right? Fucking Tampa… #
@Michael_Fabiano Lendale White or Julius Jones? #

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October 9, 2011

This Week in Twats: 2011-10-09

@ShaneVictorino Nice work yesterday. Ten more. #
Ugh. At this point, this Eagles team certainly feels like they’re headed for 8–8. The defense is horrendous and the offense is iffy at best. #
If Devin Aromashodu’s nickname isn’t Stinky, I’m extremely disappointed in the overall creativity of NFL players. #
Was that Vick’s left hand they were just looking at? Awesome… #
Ronnie Brown, that was the dumbest football play I’ve seen in a long, long time. #
@bldware Dude, if it’s not about football, you’re just clogging up my stream. #

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