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Monthly Archives: November 2011

November 20, 2011

This Week in Twats: 2011-11-20

This Eagles season is the most depressing since 1994, when they started 7–2 and finished 7–9 after all of the players quit on Rich Kotite. #
It’s three hours from Scranton to Gettysburg. They made it in the running time of Limitless. 105 minutes. That’s one magical bus. #
If you guys are playing Elder Scrolls: Skyrim, be sure to check out @skyrimming and http://t.co/0FjR5PWz. #
@BrentCelek Good idea. After you guys finish 5–11, disguises may be required for you and your teammates. #
The League kind of sucks this season. Do the writers think people actually talk about weird sex shit all the fucking time? #

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November 13, 2011

This Week in Twats: 2011-11-13

@phillysport @bobfordsports Luckily, 84-year-old Paterno will be too busy eating bugs and drooling to understand why he was fired. #
What does the “Drake’s Deception” in the title of Uncharted 3 refer to? Unlike Uncharted 2, Uncharted 3 seemed pretty deception-free to me. #
With the exception of the 4th quarter of NYG-NE, every football game on TV this weekend has been incredibly boring. #
Rodgers-Cromartie defended that last play as though Bennett had leprosy. #
Way to go, defense. You really might as well have just let Hester return the opening kickoff untouched. #

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November 13, 2011

This Week in Twats: 2011-11-13

@phillysport @bobfordsports Luckily, 84-year-old Paterno will be too busy eating bugs and drooling to understand why he was fired. #
What does the “Drake’s Deception” in the title of Uncharted 3 refer to? Unlike Uncharted 2, Uncharted 3 seemed pretty deception-free to me. #
With the exception of the 4th quarter of NYG-NE, every football game on TV this weekend has been incredibly boring. #
Rodgers-Cromartie defended that last play as though Bennett had leprosy. #
Way to go, defense. You really might as well have just let Hester return the opening kickoff untouched. #

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November 6, 2011

This Week in Twats: 2011-11-06

Here’s what’s new on http://t.co/hLLFWV4S: Famke Janssen http://t.co/TbUjFA55 #htmb #
Michael Wilbon on the Kardashian divorce: “A little backdoor play?” Huh? #
Here’s what’s new on http://t.co/hLLFWV4S: Mariah Yeater http://t.co/2JEGKbI1 #htmb #
@geoffkeighley How is a game that hasn’t yet been released nominated for Game of the Year? #
Quite the barnburner going on in Alabama. 3–3 at the half. College football is just awful. #
Can we officially downgrade this LSU-Alabama game from “Biggest Game Ever” to “Pretty Damn Awful?” #
Have they flashed the “Record for Most Scoreless Overtimes” graphic yet? #