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Monthly Archives: December 2011

December 25, 2011

This Week in Twats: 2011-12-25

Happy holidays from all of us at How to Meet Broads. We appreciate your continued support and readership! #

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December 18, 2011

This Week in Twats: 2011-12-18

I didn’t realize what a douchebag @darrenrovell is until I read this: http://t.co/I1Jaf66E #
The more I think about it, the more I believe that this debacle of an Eagles season wouldn’t be happening if @LeonardWeaver was still alive. #
@kevinmcalpin Lindros sounds surprisingly coherent for an oft-concussed professional athlete. #
@si_vault Any poll that has Joe Buck as low as #12 is obviously flawed. #
@975TheFanatic On behalf of every hockey fan from the Philly area between the ages of 28–35, thank you for this Lindros/Leclair interview. #