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Monthly Archives: May 2012

May 20, 2012

This Week in Twats: 2012-05-20

The Phillies bullpen will do their best to give this game away. #
Do the Phillies announce this game as a sell-out? There are about 18k empty seats. #
Oh, motherfucker. I hate this Phillies team. #
At least this was an afternoon game for the Phillies. Not as many people are watching this debacle. #
Can the Chad Qualls era please end soon? #
@ChaseDaniel Stop shilling. No one has asked you about @PentaWater. in reply to ChaseDaniel #
Jake Diekman is the greatest relief pitcher I’ve ever seen. #