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This Week in Twats: 2012-05-20
Follow us on Twitter for a smattering of insightful posts like these...- The Phillies bullpen will do their best to give this game away. #
- Do the Phillies announce this game as a sell-out? There are about 18k empty seats. #
- Oh, motherfucker. I hate this Phillies team. #
- At least this was an afternoon game for the Phillies. Not as many people are watching this debacle. #
- Can the Chad Qualls era please end soon? #
- @ChaseDaniel Stop shilling. No one has asked you about @PentaWater. in reply to ChaseDaniel #
- Jake Diekman is the greatest relief pitcher I’ve ever seen. #
This Week in Twats: 2012-05-06
Follow us on Twitter for a smattering of insightful posts like these...- While’s it’s easy to link Junior Seau with similarly-deceased Dave Duerson, plenty of accountants and secretaries kill themselves as well. #
This Week in Twats: 2012-04-29
Follow us on Twitter for a smattering of insightful posts like these...- The aftermath of Orange Crush on Tybee Island. Thanks, assholes. http://t.co/r9aPkTNA #
- @Dejan_Kovacevic Fun series, huh? Enjoy the Pirates season. in reply to Dejan_Kovacevic #
- @Dejan_Kovacevic Rumor has it that Laviolette also failed to hang around to shake the hands of the Pens equipment managers and towel boys. in reply to Dejan_Kovacevic #
- @beerleaguer It’s baseball. 9 players in the lineup. Even Barry Bonds circa 2002 didn’t “carry” his team. in reply to beerleaguer #
This Week in Twats: 2012-04-22
Follow us on Twitter for a smattering of insightful posts like these...- And that is how you close out Coachella. Impressive. @drdre @snoopdogg #coachellalive #
- The Phillies offense… Best in baseball? #
- @Utley4God True. And Jeff Carter was pretty much invisible tonight. in reply to Utley4God #
- Attention people with DVRs: One hot girl just licked another’s chin on the SF broadcast of Phillies-Giants. #
- The only way this message could’ve been more embarrassing for PHI was if it had been in Comic Sans. RT @SixersCEOAdam YOUR OUR TWITTER GM #
- I get that there are probably always better things to do in San Diego than going to a Padres game, but geez that stadium is empty. #
This Week in Twats: 2012-04-22
Follow us on Twitter for a smattering of insightful posts like these...- And that is how you close out Coachella. Impressive. @drdre @snoopdogg #coachellalive #
- The Phillies offense… Best in baseball? #
- @Utley4God True. And Jeff Carter was pretty much invisible tonight. in reply to Utley4God #
- Attention people with DVRs: One hot girl just licked another’s chin on the SF broadcast of Phillies-Giants. #
- The only way this message could’ve been more embarrassing for PHI was if it had been in Comic Sans. RT @SixersCEOAdam YOUR OUR TWITTER GM #
- I get that there are probably always better things to do in San Diego than going to a Padres game, but geez that stadium is empty. #
This Week in Twats: 2012-04-15
Follow us on Twitter for a smattering of insightful posts like these...- @Dejan_Kovacevic Did the Pirates forget to tell fans that there was a game today? Way to support the team on opening weekend. in reply to Dejan_Kovacevic #
- Chris Wheeler may already be drunk. #
- Remember back when the Phillies could easily come back from a 2-run deficit? Those were good times. #
- Well, the good news is that, with a few more starts like this, Cole Hamels will make himself a bit more affordable. #
- Does Freddy Galvis get his first hit before or after April 15th? #