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Category Archives: Twitter

February 5, 2012

This Week in Twats: 2012-02-05

@kimberlykane 140, darling. Not 160. #

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February 5, 2012

This Week in Twats: 2012-02-05

@kimberlykane 140, darling. Not 160. #

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January 29, 2012

This Week in Twats: 2012-01-29

@itsbrendaortiz It probably has something to do with climate and feeding habits that have evolved over millions of years. #
@CutonDime25 Did you know they filmed Real World: Hawaii there? #
@McCainBlogette Mother Teresa? #

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January 15, 2012

This Week in Twats: 2012-01-15

Aside from retarded Steelers fans, does anyone not want to see Tebow advance to the second round? #
Taking into account their respective ages, salaries and abilities, would you rather have Tebow or Mike Vick quarterbacking your team? #
Whoever recommended The IT Crowd to me is an idiot. This show is awful. #
@SaintsRow http://deckers.die is the best mission in video game history. But Nyte Blayde’s Return has a glitch that desperately needs a fix. #

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January 8, 2012

This Week in Twats: 2012-01-08

Awesome music choice for the Rangers and Flyers entrance into Citizen’s Bank Park. #
Savannah Brinson is currently trending on http://t.co/Cl5PBwaX. #

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January 1, 2012

This Week in Twats: 2012-01-01

For fantasy purposes, it would be extremely nice if both Jimmy Graham and Drew Brees were mediocre tonight. #
@BobCooney76 Something feels a little fishy about that Lou Williams story. You believe it actually happened like that? Or at all? #
@TheBigLead Given that it’s Luke Ridnour being victimized, how impressive is that really? #

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