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Because nothing goes better with a book about meeting women than a delicious glass of milk…

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Battle of the Broads

Okay, we’ll admit it… we here at How to Meet Broads, Inc. are suck­ers for the thrill of com­pe­ti­tion. Whether it’s a high-stakes sport­ing event or a cou­ple of drunk guys arm wrestling in the cor­ner of a local bar on a Tues­day night, there is very lit­tle we enjoy more than two oppos­ing forces fac­ing off with the intent of decid­ing once and for all who is stronger, faster or sim­ply more determined.

Which is why per­haps our favorite time of the year is the month of March, when sixty-eight women from all walks of life are selected to com­pete in the annual Tour­na­ment of Broads, and through sev­eral rounds of intense single-elimination com­pe­ti­tion, we deter­mine which broad reigns supreme.

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Dating & Relationship Advice for the Month of August

Because I’m tired and this install­ment of dat­ing advice we’ve doled out recently over at allexperts.com is long enough already, we’re not gonna bother with any pithy intro. Instead, let’s just dive right in, okay? Here goes…

Ques­tioner: Misa
Sub­ject: Is he inter­ested?
Q: Hi, I was hop­ing if you can give me some answers on whether he is inter­ested in me or not. I’ll try to be detailed as pos­si­ble but short.

We went to the movies last week (our first time actu­ally hang­ing out after meet­ing at a party way long ago). Before the movies, he texted with a “hey there, whatsup?”

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More Dating Advice From an Expert

Remem­ber that movie Demo­li­tion Man?

It’s been a few years since I’ve seen it, but if my mem­ory serves me cor­rectly, Wes­ley Snipes played a dan­ger­ous crim­i­nal and Sylvester Stal­lone was a cop who has made it his goal to cap­ture him. Some­how, Wes­ley Snipes ends up being cap­tured and cryo­geni­cally frozen (I sup­pose I could look it up, but I’m gonna guess that the rea­son­ing was some­thing along the lines of “We need to study his brain for sci­ence”) and, for rea­sons I can’t recall, Stal­lone was frozen as well. Then, at some point in the dis­tant future (2011 or 2012, I believe), Snipes is mis­tak­enly unfrozen, busts out of cryo-jail and resumes his vio­lent crim­i­nal activ­i­ties. At which point Stal­lone is unfrozen as well, because he’s the only cop who can, once again, bring Snipes to justice.

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This Week in Dating Advice

Accord­ing to Wikipedia, Mother Teresa got her start help­ing the dirty, smelly dregs of soci­ety in 1946, when she left the con­vent she’d been a mem­ber of since the age of eigh­teen, adopted Indian cit­i­zen­ship and moved into the slums, where she started a school and tended to the needs of the starv­ing in the city of Moti­jhil. Or some­thing like that… her Wikipedia entry is really long and it’s hard to con­cen­trate while read­ing it and watch­ing Sports­cen­ter simul­ta­ne­ously. But I think that’s pretty much the gist of it.

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Charisma & The Penguin

When it comes to being suc­cess­ful in life — finan­cially, pro­fes­sion­ally or car­nally — the most impor­tant qual­ity any­one can have is charisma. Stem­ming from a Greek term mean­ing “favored by God,” charisma is that mys­ti­cal com­bi­na­tion of intel­li­gence, charm and wit that allows those who pos­sess it to achieve the unthink­able. Charisma is the one com­mon trait link­ing vir­tu­ally all pres­i­dents, CEOs, movie stars and rock icons through­out his­tory, and charisma is, more often than not, the answer to the ques­tion, “Why is she with that guy?”

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