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The Phillies bullpen will do their best to give this game away. #

Do the Phillies announce this game as a sell-out? There are about 18k empty seats. #

Oh, motherfucker. I hate this Phillies team. #

At least this was an afternoon game for the Phillies. Not as many people are watching this debacle. #

Can the Chad Qualls era please end soon? #

@ChaseDaniel Stop shilling. No one has asked you about @PentaWater. in reply to ChaseDaniel #

Jake Diekman is the greatest relief pitcher I’ve ever seen. #

Okay, Hunter, I guess we’re cool. Nevermind that stuff we said earlier. #

Announced attendance in PHI today: 43,781 (100.3% full). Those numbers may have been fudged just a tad. #

@TheBigLead When did Riggins play MLB? If it happened, I have no recollection of it. in reply to TheBigLead #

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While’s it’s easy to link Junior Seau with similarly-deceased Dave Duerson, plenty of accountants and secretaries kill themselves as well. #

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The aftermath of Orange Crush on Tybee Island. Thanks, assholes. http://t.co/r9aPkTNA #

@Dejan_Kovacevic Fun series, huh? Enjoy the Pirates season. in reply to Dejan_Kovacevic #

@Dejan_Kovacevic Rumor has it that Laviolette also failed to hang around to shake the hands of the Pens equipment managers and towel boys. in reply to Dejan_Kovacevic #

@beerleaguer It’s baseball. 9 players in the lineup. Even Barry Bonds circa 2002 didn’t “carry” his team. in reply to beerleaguer #

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And that is how you close out Coachella. Impressive. @drdre @snoopdogg #coachellalive #

The Phillies offense… Best in baseball? #

@Utley4God True. And Jeff Carter was pretty much invisible tonight. in reply to Utley4God #

Attention people with DVRs: One hot girl just licked another’s chin on the SF broadcast of Phillies-Giants. #

The only way this message could’ve been more embarrassing for PHI was if it had been in Comic Sans. RT @SixersCEOAdam YOUR OUR TWITTER GM #

I get that there are probably always better things to do in San Diego than going to a Padres game, but geez that stadium is empty. #

Vance Worley’s 2012 photo looks nothing like him. http://t.co/LQobiBfs #

@EricSeidman so you’re the one. in reply to EricSeidman #

@CRM_Stephen If only those ten seconds happened in early June instead of mid-April. in reply to CRM_Stephen #

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And that is how you close out Coachella. Impressive. @drdre @snoopdogg #coachellalive #

The Phillies offense… Best in baseball? #

@Utley4God True. And Jeff Carter was pretty much invisible tonight. in reply to Utley4God #

Attention people with DVRs: One hot girl just licked another’s chin on the SF broadcast of Phillies-Giants. #

The only way this message could’ve been more embarrassing for PHI was if it had been in Comic Sans. RT @SixersCEOAdam YOUR OUR TWITTER GM #

I get that there are probably always better things to do in San Diego than going to a Padres game, but geez that stadium is empty. #

Vance Worley’s 2012 photo looks nothing like him. http://t.co/LQobiBfs #

@EricSeidman so you’re the one. in reply to EricSeidman #

@CRM_Stephen If only those ten seconds happened in early June instead of mid-April. in reply to CRM_Stephen #

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@Dejan_Kovacevic Did the Pirates forget to tell fans that there was a game today? Way to support the team on opening weekend. in reply to Dejan_Kovacevic #

Chris Wheeler may already be drunk. #

Remember back when the Phillies could easily come back from a 2-run deficit? Those were good times. #

Well, the good news is that, with a few more starts like this, Cole Hamels will make himself a bit more affordable. #

Does Freddy Galvis get his first hit before or after April 15th? #

@bustedcoverage @jsermo MLB.TV is great, except for all FOX Sat. games blacked out, and occasional poor quality on PS3. in reply to bustedcoverage #

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Looks like it might be a long season for Joe Blanton. #

The PIT broadcast on mlb.tv couldn’t be bothered to show a close-up replay of the walk off hit. So I guess we’ll just assume he was safe. #

@Dejan_Kovacevic Dude, you live in Pittsburgh. What possible reason do you have for being cocky? in reply to Dejan_Kovacevic #

@Dejan_Kovacevic Kielbasa Monthly does not count. in reply to Dejan_Kovacevic #

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If that’s only a mildly strained knee, Anthony Davis cried like a bit of a puss. #

@SportsNation that’s just a picture of a guy dunking while the team watches. Pretty sure that happens in every game. Even by the losers. #

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It’s bracket time! Join my Yahoo! Sports Tournament Pick’em group, “NCAA2012” http://t.co/2AN82edP #

Nice work on the Boss Button this year, http://t.co/dryPyYG4. #marchmadness #

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RT & follow @GameStop & @Dtoid to win a 250GB Xbox 360 and #MaxPayne3 http://t.co/p0V9uzPK #

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