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@kimberlykane 140, darling. Not 160. #

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@kimberlykane 140, darling. Not 160. #

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@itsbrendaortiz It probably has something to do with climate and feeding habits that have evolved over millions of years. #

@CutonDime25 Did you know they filmed Real World: Hawaii there? #

@McCainBlogette Mother Teresa? #

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Aside from retarded Steelers fans, does anyone not want to see Tebow advance to the second round? #

Taking into account their respective ages, salaries and abilities, would you rather have Tebow or Mike Vick quarterbacking your team? #

Whoever recommended The IT Crowd to me is an idiot. This show is awful. #

@SaintsRow http://deckers.die is the best mission in video game history. But Nyte Blayde’s Return has a glitch that desperately needs a fix. #

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Awesome music choice for the Rangers and Flyers entrance into Citizen’s Bank Park. #

Savannah Brinson is currently trending on http://t.co/Cl5PBwaX. #

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For fantasy purposes, it would be extremely nice if both Jimmy Graham and Drew Brees were mediocre tonight. #

@BobCooney76 Something feels a little fishy about that Lou Williams story. You believe it actually happened like that? Or at all? #

@TheBigLead Given that it’s Luke Ridnour being victimized, how impressive is that really? #

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Happy holidays from all of us at How to Meet Broads. We appreciate your continued support and readership! #

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I didn’t realize what a douchebag @darrenrovell is until I read this: http://t.co/I1Jaf66E #

The more I think about it, the more I believe that this debacle of an Eagles season wouldn’t be happening if @LeonardWeaver was still alive. #

@kevinmcalpin Lindros sounds surprisingly coherent for an oft-concussed professional athlete. #

@si_vault Any poll that has Joe Buck as low as #12 is obviously flawed. #

@975TheFanatic On behalf of every hockey fan from the Philly area between the ages of 28–35, thank you for this Lindros/Leclair interview. #

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@SeductionArt How many times can you follow and unfollow us, dumbass? #

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This Eagles season is the most depressing since 1994, when they started 7–2 and finished 7–9 after all of the players quit on Rich Kotite. #

It’s three hours from Scranton to Gettysburg. They made it in the running time of Limitless. 105 minutes. That’s one magical bus. #

If you guys are playing Elder Scrolls: Skyrim, be sure to check out @skyrimming and http://t.co/0FjR5PWz. #

@BrentCelek Good idea. After you guys finish 5–11, disguises may be required for you and your teammates. #

The League kind of sucks this season. Do the writers think people actually talk about weird sex shit all the fucking time? #

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