This Week in Twats: 2011-12-25

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  • Happy hol­i­days from all of us at How to Meet Broads. We appre­ci­ate your con­tin­ued sup­port and read­er­ship! #
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This Week in Twats: 2011-12-18

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  • I didn’t real­ize what a douchebag @dar­ren­rov­ell is until I read this: http://t.co/I1Jaf66E #
  • The more I think about it, the more I believe that this deba­cle of an Eagles sea­son wouldn’t be hap­pen­ing if @Leonard­Weaver was still alive. #
  • @kev­in­m­calpin Lin­dros sounds sur­pris­ingly coher­ent for an oft-concussed pro­fes­sional ath­lete. #
  • @si_vault Any poll that has Joe Buck as low as #12 is obvi­ously flawed. #
  • @975TheFanatic On behalf of every hockey fan from the Philly area between the ages of 28–35, thank you for this Lindros/Leclair inter­view. #
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This Week in Twats: 2011-12-04

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  • @Seduc­tionArt How many times can you fol­low and unfol­low us, dum­b­ass? #
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This Week in Twats: 2011-11-20

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  • This Eagles sea­son is the most depress­ing since 1994, when they started 7–2 and fin­ished 7–9 after all of the play­ers quit on Rich Kotite. #
  • It’s three hours from Scran­ton to Get­tys­burg. They made it in the run­ning time of Lim­it­less. 105 min­utes. That’s one mag­i­cal bus. #
  • If you guys are play­ing Elder Scrolls: Skyrim, be sure to check out @skyrim­ming and http://t.co/0FjR5PWz. #
  • @BrentCelek Good idea. After you guys fin­ish 5–11, dis­guises may be required for you and your team­mates. #
  • The League kind of sucks this sea­son. Do the writ­ers think peo­ple actu­ally talk about weird sex shit all the fuck­ing time? #
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This Week in Twats: 2011-11-13

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  • @phillysport @bobfordsports Luck­ily, 84-year-old Paterno will be too busy eat­ing bugs and drool­ing to under­stand why he was fired. #
  • What does the “Drake’s Decep­tion” in the title of Uncharted 3 refer to? Unlike Uncharted 2, Uncharted 3 seemed pretty deception-free to me. #
  • With the excep­tion of the 4th quar­ter of NYG-NE, every foot­ball game on TV this week­end has been incred­i­bly bor­ing. #
  • Rodgers-Cromartie defended that last play as though Ben­nett had lep­rosy. #
  • Way to go, defense. You really might as well have just let Hes­ter return the open­ing kick­off untouched. #
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This Week in Twats: 2011-11-13

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  • @phillysport @bobfordsports Luck­ily, 84-year-old Paterno will be too busy eat­ing bugs and drool­ing to under­stand why he was fired. #
  • What does the “Drake’s Decep­tion” in the title of Uncharted 3 refer to? Unlike Uncharted 2, Uncharted 3 seemed pretty deception-free to me. #
  • With the excep­tion of the 4th quar­ter of NYG-NE, every foot­ball game on TV this week­end has been incred­i­bly bor­ing. #
  • Rodgers-Cromartie defended that last play as though Ben­nett had lep­rosy. #
  • Way to go, defense. You really might as well have just let Hes­ter return the open­ing kick­off untouched. #
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