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This Week in Twats: 2011-12-25

Happy holidays from all of us at How to Meet Broads. We appreciate your continued support and readership! #

I didn’t realize what a douchebag @darrenrovell is until I read this: http://t.co/I1Jaf66E #
The more I think about it, the more I believe that this debacle of an Eagles season wouldn’t be happening if @LeonardWeaver was still alive. #
@kevinmcalpin Lindros sounds surprisingly coherent for an oft-concussed professional athlete. #
@si_vault Any poll that has Joe Buck as low as #12 is obviously flawed. #
@975TheFanatic On behalf of every hockey fan from the Philly area between the ages of 28–35, thank you for this Lindros/Leclair interview. #

This Eagles season is the most depressing since 1994, when they started 7–2 and finished 7–9 after all of the players quit on Rich Kotite. #
It’s three hours from Scranton to Gettysburg. They made it in the running time of Limitless. 105 minutes. That’s one magical bus. #
If you guys are playing Elder Scrolls: Skyrim, be sure to check out @skyrimming and http://t.co/0FjR5PWz. #
@BrentCelek Good idea. After you guys finish 5–11, disguises may be required for you and your teammates. #
The League kind of sucks this season. Do the writers think people actually talk about weird sex shit all the fucking time? #

@phillysport @bobfordsports Luckily, 84-year-old Paterno will be too busy eating bugs and drooling to understand why he was fired. #
What does the “Drake’s Deception” in the title of Uncharted 3 refer to? Unlike Uncharted 2, Uncharted 3 seemed pretty deception-free to me. #
With the exception of the 4th quarter of NYG-NE, every football game on TV this weekend has been incredibly boring. #
Rodgers-Cromartie defended that last play as though Bennett had leprosy. #
Way to go, defense. You really might as well have just let Hester return the opening kickoff untouched. #

@phillysport @bobfordsports Luckily, 84-year-old Paterno will be too busy eating bugs and drooling to understand why he was fired. #
What does the “Drake’s Deception” in the title of Uncharted 3 refer to? Unlike Uncharted 2, Uncharted 3 seemed pretty deception-free to me. #
With the exception of the 4th quarter of NYG-NE, every football game on TV this weekend has been incredibly boring. #
Rodgers-Cromartie defended that last play as though Bennett had leprosy. #
Way to go, defense. You really might as well have just let Hester return the opening kickoff untouched. #