What would you like to achieve with the patented How to Meet Broads system?
Losing your virginity.
Increasing your number and/or quality of sexual partners.
Finding a girlfriend or wife.
Learning how to become a master seducer.

What do you feel is preventing you from achieving your dating goals?
Fear of rejection.
Shyness.
Mother issues.
Disfigurement and/or genetic defects.

You're at a bar. An attractive girl across the room smiles at you. What do you do?
Go over and introduce yourself.
Send her a drink.
Smile back, but continue talking to your friends about the inadequacies of the college bowl system. Maybe you'll chat with her later.
Freeze up. Spend the next hour thinking of what to say to her, but come up with nothing particularly witty or clever enough. Go home alone and spend the remainder of the night in your stuffy apartment, flinging empty beer cans at your flaccid penis.

Just out of curiosity, how many hours have you spent playing World of Warcraft today?
None. That game's for dorks.
None. But I'll probably play some later. My guild has a big raid scheduled for tonight.
One to four hours.
More than four hours.

A girl just gave you her number. How long do you wait to call?
Two days. That's the standard.
Six days. I like to keep 'em waiting, just to let them know that I have other things going on in my life, you know? Even if, in reality, the average night for me consists of sitting on my couch eating Cheetos and watching Soapnet.
I'll probably never call. Hell, chances are it's a fake number anyway.
I could see it in her eyes that she definitely wanted me, so why deprive her? I'll wait until I get home from the bar after last call, then I'll call her up. Who knows? Maybe she'll wake up and answer and I'll talk her into coming over for some naked hijinks. And maybe she could pick up some pizza on her way.

Let's say you're alone in your apartment with a broad you're trying to seduce. What music do you put on?
Barry White's All Time Greatest Hits.
Dave Matthews Band's Crash.
Prince's Dirty Mind.
G.G. Allin's Eat My Fuc.