There are many methods and systems out there that claim to offer foolproof ways to meet women, many of them offering a money-back guarantee if you’re not satisfied. In truth, however, there are no foolproof plans. Not only is every woman different, but every man is unique as well. Some of you may have money to burn. Some of you may be eating beef-flavored Ramen noodles out of a plastic bowl as you read this. Some of you may be comfortable approaching women in bars. Some of you may pee yourself slightly at the thought of talking to a stranger. Some of you may be looking for a girlfriend or a wife. Some of you may be trying to sleep with as many women as possible to make up for the fact that your mother never loved you. Certainly, there are commonalities with both man– and woman-kind, but the How to Meet Broads system is the only seduction method out there that accounts for the uniqueness of everyone. We make no guarantees. We can, however, teach you tools for meeting and seducing women that will put you in a position to succeed.
Here’s an excerpt from our new book, How to Meet Broads: A Comprehensive Guide to the Art of Seduction…
Look around you. Do you feel comfortable in your living quarters? Because if you don’t, no one will. Does your residence convey a smart, stylish vibe that others will find attractive? Does it say to women, “Come on it, have a seat, stay awhile. In the meantime, if you’d like to remove any clothing, feel free to do so.” In other words, is your home, apartment or dorm room helping or hindering your quest to meet and sleep with members of the opposite sex?
Regardless of whether you already have a residence that you’re quite happy with or if you’re currently open to the idea of moving, here are a few things you should keep in mind when it comes to finding and maintaining the perfect den of seduction…
Location, Location, Location
If you’re thinking of moving soon, keep this in mind: Being within walking distance of a bar can be greatly beneficial when attempting to meet new people and trying to sleep with them. Short walking distance. Because while it may be nice to live out in the suburbs and have a yard and convenient parking, let’s envision this scenario: You go out drinking with a few friends. You spot a nice young lass. From across the smoky bar, your eyes meet. You pursue. She withdraws. She pursues. You withdraw. And so you dance. She eventually finds her way to the stool beside you. She orders a drink. Whiskey. Your kind of woman. You light her cigarette and she coquettishly purrs, “Thank you, handsome.” For hours you talk. At the end of the night, you invite her back to your home. She smiles and whispers, “Let’s go.”
And then you either spend the next thirty-eight minutes waiting for, then riding in, a smelly cab that sets you back twenty bucks, or you hop in your car or hers and run the risk of getting a mood-killing DUI.
Or maybe you do technically live within walking distance of your favorite drinking establishment, only it’s a bit of a hike, especially when the chick you convince to walk home with you is wearing four-inch heels and she’s in agony by the time you get there. Sure, she’ll probably still let you nail her, but her enthusiasm will likely have waned somewhat.
If possible, avoid those hassles and just do what you can to live close to your hunting grounds. It’ll save you a ton of money and aggravation.
And if, say, you already own a home or condo that is nice and comfortable but nowhere near a bar? Consider moving. I’m serious.
The Great Outdoors
Another thing to keep in mind if you’re in the market for a residence? People of all walks of life love courtyards and balconies. Your stuffy apartment may be just fine when it’s just you sitting around by yourself, farting up a storm and playing Red Dead Redemption, but anyone who comes over would love the option to step outside occasionally, either to smoke a cigarette or just breathe in the cool night air.
What’s that? You don’t like women who smoke? You know who smokes, dumbass? Chicks with oral fixations. Shut the hell up and deal with it.
Being stuck in an enclosed area can make people feel as though they’re imprisoned, like you’re planning on tossing them into a well and eventually skinning them. And while a slight hint of danger can be an aphrodisiac for many women, some may feel uncomfortable with the thought of being brutally murdered.
A Giant TV
For those of you already locked into a long lease on a shitty studio apartment or a mortgage on a home out in the country, I realize that those first two things on this list probably aren’t options that can simply be added to your existing residence. But don’t worry, these next few are.
If you’re still watching ESPN on an eight-year-old 27” standard definition television that weighs two hundred pounds, it’s time to upgrade. Picking up a plasma or LCD TV in the fifty-to-sixty inch range (depending on what fits best in your living room) might set you back a grand or so, but it will pay dividends in the long run, starting with the first time you bring a chick back to your place to watch Predator, which you two had been playfully discussing earlier, and she sits down and says, “Oooh, nice TV.” While she may not necessarily assume that you have both money and class at that particular moment, it can’t hurt. Especially if, in fact, you’re severely lacking in both.
How to Meet Broads: A Comprehensive Guide to the Art of Seduction is available now! Get your copy here!