The System

There are many meth­ods and sys­tems out there that claim to offer fool­proof ways to meet women, many of them offer­ing a money-back guar­an­tee if you’re not sat­is­fied. In truth, how­ever, there are no fool­proof plans. Not only is every woman dif­fer­ent, but every man is unique as well. Some of you may have money to burn. Some of you may be eat­ing beef-flavored Ramen noo­dles out of a plas­tic bowl as you read this. Some of you may be com­fort­able approach­ing women in bars. Some of you may pee your­self slightly at the thought of talk­ing to a stranger. Some of you may be look­ing for a girl­friend or a wife. Some of you may be try­ing to sleep with as many women as pos­si­ble to make up for the fact that your mother never loved you. Cer­tainly, there are com­mon­al­i­ties with both man– and woman-kind, but the How to Meet Broads sys­tem is the only seduc­tion method out there that accounts for the unique­ness of every­one. We make no guar­an­tees. We can, how­ever, teach you tools for meet­ing and seduc­ing women that will put you in a posi­tion to succeed.

Here’s an excerpt from our new book, How to Meet Broads: A Com­pre­hen­sive Guide to the Art of Seduc­tion…

Look around you. Do you feel com­fort­able in your liv­ing quar­ters? Because if you don’t, no one will. Does your res­i­dence con­vey a smart, styl­ish vibe that oth­ers will find attrac­tive? Does it say to women, “Come on it, have a seat, stay awhile. In the mean­time, if you’d like to remove any cloth­ing, feel free to do so.” In other words, is your home, apart­ment or dorm room help­ing or hin­der­ing your quest to meet and sleep with mem­bers of the oppo­site sex?

Regard­less of whether you already have a res­i­dence that you’re quite happy with or if you’re cur­rently open to the idea of mov­ing, here are a few things you should keep in mind when it comes to find­ing and main­tain­ing the per­fect den of seduction…

Loca­tion, Loca­tion, Location

If you’re think­ing of mov­ing soon, keep this in mind: Being within walk­ing dis­tance of a bar can be greatly ben­e­fi­cial when attempt­ing to meet new peo­ple and try­ing to sleep with them. Short walk­ing dis­tance. Because while it may be nice to live out in the sub­urbs and have a yard and con­ve­nient park­ing, let’s envi­sion this sce­nario: You go out drink­ing with a few friends. You spot a nice young lass. From across the smoky bar, your eyes meet. You pur­sue. She with­draws. She pur­sues. You with­draw. And so you dance. She even­tu­ally finds her way to the stool beside you. She orders a drink. Whiskey. Your kind of woman. You light her cig­a­rette and she coquet­tishly purrs, “Thank you, hand­some.” For hours you talk. At the end of the night, you invite her back to your home. She smiles and whis­pers, “Let’s go.”

And then you either spend the next thirty-eight min­utes wait­ing for, then rid­ing in, a smelly cab that sets you back twenty bucks, or you hop in your car or hers and run the risk of get­ting a mood-killing DUI.

Or maybe you do tech­ni­cally live within walk­ing dis­tance of your favorite drink­ing estab­lish­ment, only it’s a bit of a hike, espe­cially when the chick you con­vince to walk home with you is wear­ing four-inch heels and she’s in agony by the time you get there. Sure, she’ll prob­a­bly still let you nail her, but her enthu­si­asm will likely have waned somewhat.

If pos­si­ble, avoid those has­sles and just do what you can to live close to your hunt­ing grounds. It’ll save you a ton of money and aggravation.

And if, say, you already own a home or condo that is nice and com­fort­able but nowhere near a bar? Con­sider mov­ing. I’m serious.

The Great Outdoors

Another thing to keep in mind if you’re in the mar­ket for a res­i­dence? Peo­ple of all walks of life love court­yards and bal­conies. Your stuffy apart­ment may be just fine when it’s just you sit­ting around by your­self, fart­ing up a storm and play­ing Red Dead Redemp­tion, but any­one who comes over would love the option to step out­side occa­sion­ally, either to smoke a cig­a­rette or just breathe in the cool night air.

What’s that? You don’t like women who smoke? You know who smokes, dum­b­ass? Chicks with oral fix­a­tions. Shut the hell up and deal with it.

Being stuck in an enclosed area can make peo­ple feel as though they’re impris­oned, like you’re plan­ning on toss­ing them into a well and even­tu­ally skin­ning them. And while a slight hint of dan­ger can be an aphro­disiac for many women, some may feel uncom­fort­able with the thought of being bru­tally murdered.

A Giant TV

For those of you already locked into a long lease on a shitty stu­dio apart­ment or a mort­gage on a home out in the coun­try, I real­ize that those first two things on this list prob­a­bly aren’t options that can sim­ply be added to your exist­ing res­i­dence. But don’t worry, these next few are.

If you’re still watch­ing ESPN on an eight-year-old 27” stan­dard def­i­n­i­tion tele­vi­sion that weighs two hun­dred pounds, it’s time to upgrade. Pick­ing up a plasma or LCD TV in the fifty-to-sixty inch range (depend­ing on what fits best in your liv­ing room) might set you back a grand or so, but it will pay div­i­dends in the long run, start­ing with the first time you bring a chick back to your place to watch Preda­tor, which you two had been play­fully dis­cussing ear­lier, and she sits down and says, “Oooh, nice TV.” While she may not nec­es­sar­ily assume that you have both money and class at that par­tic­u­lar moment, it can’t hurt. Espe­cially if, in fact, you’re severely lack­ing in both.

How to Meet Broads: A Com­pre­hen­sive Guide to the Art of Seduc­tion is avail­able now! Get your copy here!