This Week in Twats: 2012-04-22

Are you tired of not being able to meet broads?

Are you shy around beautiful women? Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of approaching that cute girl across the bar? Are you crippled by the fear of rejection? On those rare occasions when you do find yourself conversing with a girl you’re attracted to, do you freeze up and spend five minutes babbling idiotically about how you think she would really like Battlestar Galactica if she just gave it a chance? Do you frequently find yourself going home alone, putting on a Joy Division album, cursing your miserable life and crying yourself to sleep? Would you like to be that guy who walks into a bar by himself and leaves shortly thereafter with the hottest broad in the room?

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And that is how you close out Coachella. Impressive. @drdre @snoopdogg #coachellalive #
The Phillies offense… Best in baseball? #
@Utley4God True. And Jeff Carter was pretty much invisible tonight. in reply to Utley4God #
Attention people with DVRs: One hot girl just licked another’s chin on the SF broadcast of Phillies-Giants. #
The only way this message could’ve been more embarrassing for PHI was if it had been in Comic Sans. RT @SixersCEOAdam YOUR OUR TWITTER GM #
I get that there are probably always better things to do in San Diego than going to a Padres game, but geez that stadium is empty. #
Vance Worley’s 2012 photo looks nothing like him. http://t.co/LQobiBfs #
@EricSeidman so you’re the one. in reply to EricSeidman #
@CRM_Stephen If only those ten seconds happened in early June instead of mid-April. in reply to CRM_Stephen #

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