This Week in Twats: 2012-05-06

Are you tired of not being able to meet broads?

Are you shy around beautiful women? Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of approaching that cute girl across the bar? Are you crippled by the fear of rejection? On those rare occasions when you do find yourself conversing with a girl you’re attracted to, do you freeze up and spend five minutes babbling idiotically about how you think she would really like Battlestar Galactica if she just gave it a chance? Do you frequently find yourself going home alone, putting on a Joy Division album, cursing your miserable life and crying yourself to sleep? Would you like to be that guy who walks into a bar by himself and leaves shortly thereafter with the hottest broad in the room?

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For over a decade, Jeff Cagney has been widely regarded as the most knowledgeable, charming and sexually-dynamic relationship advisor in the Southeastern United States. As the inventor of the acclaimed How to Meet Broads system, he has made it his goal to teach both men and women how to better navigate the often-treacherous world of dating. Pick up your copy of How to Meet Broads: The Book here!

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